Heartbreaker74, 50

I guess I ought to make the effort of writing something good about myself or risk giving the wrong impression. So, if you want a laugh I'm your man, If you're looking for long term you'll get hurt lol. Ok I never say never as you just don't know when lightening may strike. People always try to sell themselves putting themselves in a good light (of course and rightly so) I just want to be honest from the outset and as such I'm not currently looking for anything serious. That actually makes me sound rather shallow, erm.....maybe I am. Ok perhaps all that needs a re-write as I've just been informed that my profile doesn't make me sound like a nice guy, when I'm told by the same person that I actually am. Soooo, I'm told I should appeal to the "I require long term" groupies as opposed to the let's meet and leave your money on the dressing table girlies. Ok, I'm probably digging a hole for myself here. Let's move swiftly on to likes and dislikes: What do I look for in a woman? A pulse and large breasts is a start......ok I'll stop messing. I Like a good conversation and would say I have to click with someone, can't beat a good bit of chemistry. Sense of humour is essential!!! Dislikes: Marmite and standing in dog poo! Maybe you should just test the water and say "Hi"